Everyone should start doing this
Reblog for good grades
Worth a shot.
My professor actually recommended this!
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Cold Opens
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
I connect with this show on a spiritual level
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
Some days I’m like..
And other days I’m like..
I’m going to play my Evil Villain playlist and pretend I am writing my villain manifesto and plots instead of a history essay.